Leviosaliv

to write about oneself is idly myopic

my favorite line of all time

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John Oliver

Fuck the NRA

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One failed attempt at a shoe bomb and we all have to take off our shoes at the airport. Thirty one school shootings since Columbine and no change in the regulation of guns.

slomps:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

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cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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