sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WHAT.
danged sympathetic fictional pirates and their refusal to engage in the slave trade, I’ll tell you what
well hot damn.
More love for Jack <3
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
The jokes you didn’t appreciate as a kid